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Carrie hires a maid, Doug does too!

Doug pursues his dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile Arthur wants to become chairman of the senior center.

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

Carrie discovers a romantic line Doug once said when they were dating comes from a film where the main character said it to a monkey. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly and thinks she feels the same way about him.

When Doug delivers a package to his old high school, Doug reminisces about the time when he went there and played football, which makes him act very childish.

Carrie turns 35 and doesn't like it, at all.

When Carrie has to take a trip to Lowes because she is re-doing her office, she asks Holly to come along because Holly has more room in her van. Carrie tells her the reason she wanted her to go is because she thinks that Holly has good taste, but she and Holly have opposite tastes. Doug tries out a new diner, but the waitress ignores him which causes problems and the waitress then wants to fight Doug. Arthur wants to go on a senior cruise so to get the money he starts to do a little gambling with other senior citizens.

Deacon finds a new friend and Spence convinces Doug that the reason his has been spending time with him is that he is black. The woman who does Carrie's pedicure won't do it anymore.

When Willie contemplates re-branding the Duck Commander image, Jase takes issue with having an outsider design their image, so he and the guys create their own new logo and business cards. Meanwhile, Willie and Phil help Bella with her science project, so Phil takes this chance to teach his granddaughter about nature, and ends up teaching her more than Willie was hoping.

When the Robertsons participate in the West Monroe Fire Department pancake breakfast, the firemen invite Willie and his brothers to train with the department for the day. Meanwhile, Phil and Si accompany Miss Kay on a trip to visit a family grave, but Phil becomes uneasy when Kay begins to look at burial plots for their own final resting place.

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Biography: WWE Legends presents Biography: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Directed by Jake Rogal and Executive Produced by Jason Hehir ("The Last Dance," "Andre The Giant"), this film traces the story of the man who became WWE's biggest star in the 90s. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's authentic, fiery personality epitomized WWE's "Attitude Era" and transformed him into a pop culture icon. After nearly being paralyzed by a neck injury, Austin made one of the greatest comebacks in WWE history. He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2009.

Biography: WWE Legends presents Biography: Mick Foley. Follows the unique, multifaceted career of Mick Foley, a 2013 WWE Hall of Fame inductee better known as "Mankind." A fan favorite during WWE's "Attitude Era," Foley shocked audiences in 1998 during a career defining match as he was thrown off the top of the Hell in a Cell by Undertaker.

A Biography Special. In his all-too-brief career, Chris Farley connected viscerally with audiences, creating hilarious characters that have stood the test of time. Beginning in the Midwest, Farley moved his way through the Chicago improv and sketch comedy scene at IO and Second City. He broke through as a cast member of Saturday Night Live and later starred in several iconic big screen comedies. However, behind the over-the-top stage presence were insecurities that were deeply tied to his addictive personality. We'll examine Farley's tragically short life, both the amped-up force of nature in front of the camera and shy, childlike figure people knew behind the scenes. The special will utilize rare personal photos and videos, and feature new interviews with John Goodman, Al Franken, Kevin Nealon, Tom Arnold, Bobby Moynihan, Joel Murray, Kevin Farley, Brian Stack, Holly Wortell and Fred Wolf.

For more than 50 years Cuba's been off limits for travelers coming from America. But now the doors are open and Jack & Ozzy are heading to the country of revolution and cold war agitation to get a look at some history that's been hidden away. From rolling fleets of 50's American automobiles to cold war weaponry; From Ernest Hemmingway's house to the presidential palace, there's a lot on the itinerary. But, Jack won't be satisfied until he can convince his dad to help him bring home a little bit of Cuba in his suitcase.

Ozzy agrees to go to one of Jack's favorite cities, as long as they'll be able to get a tour of the White House. So, while Jack scrambles to get access to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, he and his dad take a bunch of detours. On the itinerary: the FBI Training Facility in Quantico, little known park featuring the heads of America's Presidents, a local legend who calls himself Little Ozzy, and the residence where Ozzy's idols The Beatles partied after their first concert in America.

Ozzy and Jack are headed for a NASCAR race, but the vintage RV has broken down! In Georgia, Big Dave, a local racing expert, comes to the rescue, giving them a place to say for the night (in a truck cab) and teaching them the finer points of dirt track driving. Back on the road in a rental car, Ozzy and Jack barnstorm Georgia, visiting an Elvis museum, driving tanks, and visiting a handmade guitar diddley bow artisan before taking a plane to a NASCAR race in Texas, where they do the honors of announcing the start of the race before thousands of fans.

For the first time in World Detour history, Kelly heads the trip. This time it's to Nashville, Tennessee. Jack and Ozzy are backseat to some very "Kelly" activities including, a drag queen brunch, visiting Manuel, Nashville's iconic fashion designer, and restyling Ozzy's Madame Tussauds' wax figure. Not entirely excluding her father and brother's interest, the Osbourne trio visit a chocolate and record pressing factory. Kelly plans a musical surprise for Ozzy, and squeezes in a quick trip to the largest ashram in the country where they meet a Guru with some helpful meditation tips before Ozzy's tour.

Ozzy and Jack venture to historic Jamestown, Virginia. Jack is determined to find out whether any Osbournes were among the first British colonists in America, but Ozzy is obsessed with the idea of that the early settlers (and potentially his distant relatives) resorted to cannibalism. On the road to Jamestown the guys take a couple of detours so they can drive a WWII tank, visit Stonewall Jackson's arm, and shoot their way through Colonial Williamsburg.

Gene and Shannon head to Texas to visit the troops at Ft. Hood and attend an Aces & Angels Charity Event in support of the USO and Wounded Warriors.

For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.

Gene becomes the homemaker and Shannon the breadwinner when the kids convince Shannon to return to acting after she is offered a role in a new Roller Derby exploitation film.

While Shannon recovers from her roller derby accident Gene continues to handle the day-to-day household chores, and Nick entertains a friend and his "cougar" mother from out of town.

Gene has a business meeting in New York to discuss putting a sexy spin on the classic hand car wash by turning it into Gene Simmons Bikini Car Wash. He turns it into a family affair by taking Shannon and the kids to visit his wise and feisty mother, Florence, in the suburbs. Gene and the family reminisce about the past, but he pays the price when he forgets an important event in the present!

Moments away from getting his facelift, Gene receives a call telling him the KISS publicity tour has been rescheduled. While he hops a plane to New York, Aunt Tracy takes Nick on an embarrassing shopping spree to get a pregnancy test for Shannon. Right before a live appearance on MTV's TRL, Gene realizes his Demon costume has gone missing, sending the hotel's assistant manager on a mad dash to recover 30 years of history and make sure Gene gets to his live TV show on time.

While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have.

(Enhanced; includes bonus footage.) The Undertaker (Mark Calaway) reunites with Kane (Glenn Jacobs, Mayor of Knox County, TN) to recount exclusive stories and search for their lost memorabilia, including an original Kane mask and the urn that was used against the Undertaker to launch Kane's career. Also, The Undertaker unearths some priceless items from his storage facility.