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When Doug finds out that he can earn a free Plasma screen TV at a timeshare ski resort, he tricks Carrie into going. But they both find out it will be difficult in getting that TV when the sales people enter the picture.

When a man across the street dies, Carrie and Doug buy the house so they can sell it and make a lot of money.

Doug wants Carrie to take pole dancing lessons so she can give shows for him in the bedroom.

Doug and Carrie consider marriage counseling while Arthur wants to direct (and act in) a play at the senior center.

Doug tells Carrie that it is his tenth anniversary at IPS, but Carrie recalls that it should have been three months earlier. Concerned because of benefits, RSPs, etc. she threatens to call IPS to have the date corrected. Doug can only stop her by now owning up to why she is wrong about the date in question. The episode then flashes back to when Doug and Carrie were dating and Doug has to lie to Carrie about a job in order to further their relationship.

When Doug doesn't get invited to his new co-worker Jared's barbecue party, he tries to understand why Jared doesn't like him. Then later, Doug arranges that he and Jared go and deliver packages together on a long route. Carrie than begins to notice that none of her co-workers like her so to get the buzz going, she gives one of her co-workers an awesome make over.

Spence wants to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno but dumps him after Adam West agrees to go to the Fest with Spence. Meanwhile Doug frequently visits a very pretty hairdresser.

When Doug surprises Carrie to a relaxing get away to a bed and breakfast, it doesn't turn out the way he planned. For starters, it seems to be filled with a whole bunch of cats and owned by an old couple who don't know their own boundaries (and has a long-lost son who resembles Doug). Carrie then hears there is a spa hotel near by and decides she wants to escape. While Doug and Carrie are gone, Arthur invites a woman from the retirement home that he has had his eye on to seduce her.

After Si has started moonlighting as a grocery bagger, the guys show up at the store and their teasing inadvertently causes Si to lose his job and his chance to enter a local bagging competition. To make up for it, they create their own competition to help Si get his job back. Meanwhile, Korie bribes Willie to get some necessary dental work done.

When a large storm hits Monroe, most of the adults head to Phil and Kay's to help protect their house from flooding while Jess, Sadie, Rebecca and Cole babysit the kids. Meanwhile, Jep, Si, Martin and Godwin try to protect the Duck Commander inventory from a leaking warehouse roof.

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The customer finds it's "Pack Your Own Load Day" after Jenn is bested by the heat, fatigue, and big expectations--but that fares better than Jarrett where it's "Kill Your Transporter Day" after he almost crashes and burns a Vietnam era helicopter run.

Roy and his buddy Logan find themselves getting down and dirty as they tussle with a young oil baron and his derrick. Meanwhile Jarrett is more lost than ever when his run-in with a safe and its owner ends up out of this world.

Roy rolls the dice shipping the world's largest drum set, while Chris and Robbie land a less-than-noteworthy Mobile Tattoo Parlor. But the real gamble comes when Chris challenges Roy to a bet and they both go all in to see who the better transporter is.

Roy's patience is tested when he ships an iconic piece of ghostly movie history, while Darwinian Theory is proven when the Two Blondes attempt a load of dinosaurs.

Jarrett deals with his biggest pain in the ass yet after he wins a giant 40-foot colon. Meanwhile it's NO fun and games for Roy when he battles the owner of a giant video game.

A little girl's birthday dream playhouse, turns into a nightmare when Marc discovers in route, that the house has a squatter. And Roy deals with more security than he bargained for after he lands a top secret government run.

Things get spirited when Jenn realizes her load of antique dolls come with "passengers", and newcomer Dusty Davie ends up in a dog fight with a Russian era MIG fighter.

After picking up a simple coin operated carousel, Jarrett ends up going in circles when the buyer calls in-route with other loads that need hauling, but double threat Todd and Tamera are almost DOA when their fragile 140 year old horse drawn hearse shows up to the drop off with missing items.

The buyers find some afternoon delight in Westminster, CA. Darrell's in his own neck of the woods, but will he get a tree? Dave communes with the dead. Jarrod and Brandi buy, with seismic consequences. And Barry stops worrying...and learns to love storage units.

The buyers blow into Santa Ana, CA. Barry Weiss climbs aboard the buying express. Dave Hester may have trouble leaving the station. And one buyer finds something that's got magic written all over it. From train sets to talking trash, it's another auction show down in Santa Ana.

The buyers coast into Costa Mesa, CA. Barry brings Kenny again, and they get all fired up. Dave Hester finds something that's worth cheering over. Brandi's exhausted, Jarrod's happy, and Darrell Sheets buys his biggest locker in Storage Wars history, but will it be his biggest win?

The buyers descend upon Tustin, CA. Jarrod and Brandi try to play it smart, but the other bidders make that difficult. Jeff Jarred sets a new personal profit record on a five-dollar locker. And Barry and Kenny attempt to sideswipe Dave...but will it work?

The buyers trek to Murietta, CA. Jeff Jarred resurfaces, and that doesn't sit well with the Dotsons. Barry Weiss figures a couple things out. Jarrod and Brandi gamble on a unit, and the results are electric. And Dave Hester raises the price of "Storage Poker," but how high will it go?

The buyers return to Mission Hills, CA. Dave Hester starts his day $500 in the hole and tries to buy his way out. Barry, the old dog, finds something to keep him company. And Jarrod and Brandi find something old, something really old.

The buyers make their Hollywood premiere. Nabila Hannis has a cameo, and Dave Hester continues his role as storage villain. Barry buys, and then buys again. Darrell Sheets finds a new way to add up a profit. And Jarrod and Brandi make a shocking discovery!

The buyers descend on Compton, CA. Darrell and Brandon can't get their rappers, or their lockers straight. Jarrod and Brandi find a unique suit. Dave Hester finds himself in a tight squeeze. And Barry uncovers an antique GPS system, but where will it take him?

The buyers return to Montebello, CA. Previously Jarrod and Brandi lost money, and an employee. Will their luck turn around? Dave Hester finds some marketing Americana. Barry buys a sweet unit. And Darrell Sheets stumbles onto what may be the biggest find in Storage Wars history!

The buyers meet up in La Habra, CA and run into "The King of Palmdale." Ivy Calvin, a former ultimate fighter gets into the ring and quickly goes toe to toe with Darrell. Jarrod and Brandi buy, and meet a nerd. And Barry Weiss hits the links with a famous golfing buddy.

The buyers travel to far away Lake Elsinore, CA and run into "The Kings of Swag," appraisers who caught the auction bug from Barry. Jarrod and Brandi argue, Barry doesn't take a dive, and The Sheets find something out of this world...but will the price tag be astronomical?

A record-breaking 100 vault auction brings extra buyers to Chatsworth, CA. Darrell Sheets gets Mark Balelo to bite on a big group of vaults, and their contents lead to an explosive situation. Herb and Mike steal some vaults that might make them storage kings. And Barry Weiss finds some antiques, but will grandma's stash lead to big cash?

The second half of the 100 vault auction runs into the night in Chatsworth, CA. Ivy Calvin bites the other buyers, slithering to a profit. Darrell Sheets takes charge without Brandon, winning a vault that furnishes his bank roll. And Jarrod and Brandi grab the auction by the horns, making them the true winners of the auction.

The buyers dock in Long Beach, CA. Brandi goes to the auction solo, but Jarrod shows up in time to judge her purchase. Barry shells out for a unit that leads him to the high seas. And Darrell and Brandon find an interesting kit...but will they brew up a nice profit?

The buyers head to Burbank, CA. A new buyer challenges both Barry and Jarrod, and makes off with a packed locker. Barry finds a trunk, and it gives him a reason to visit his cobbler. And Herb and Mike meet a jerk...but will they crush the competition?

The buyers encounter new auctioneers in Costa Mesa, CA. Darrell defends his turf, and things get a little monstrous. Ivy Calvin finds a tool he's never seen before. And Jarrod and Brandi need to fill their new store, but will Barry be the one who scores?

The buyers head to beautiful Laguna Niguel, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find some toys, and Jarrod tries to battle a world champion. The Harris Brothers look for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ivy Calvin starts off in the hole, and spends the auction trying to climb out. And Barry gambles on a safe...but will he crack open a profit?

Barry arrives with two auction angels, and they turn his frown upside down...with a visit from wrestling legend Rowdy Roddy Piper. Newcomers Rene and Casey buy a statue that could be worth thousands. And Darrell Sheets uncovers some feline finds...but will they be the cat's meow?

The buyers venture out to El Monte, CA. The Harris Brothers go into stealth mode. Jarrod and Brandi find their sense of charity. Barry unearths a bag that has him hitting the slopes. And Darrell discovers a big pole...but will it vault him to the top?

The buyers head straight into Compton, CA. Jarrod gets a new nickname, and finds something he used to collect...kind of. Mike buys a locker that Herb doesn't want. And Barry reunites with his old pal Kenny...and then it's bubbly time!

The buyers head to Homeland, CA, but the Harris Brothers should have just stayed home. Jarrod and Brandi buy, and things quickly heat up. Barry finds something he lost in "the divorce." And Rene and Casey buy a unit, and quickly realize that they are not in Kansas anymore.

The buyers head back to good old Lancaster, CA. Darrell and Ivy go head-to-head on Ivy's turf, and one of them gets shut out. Barry discovers bowls that have a very calming effect. And Jarrod and Brandi find some DJ equipment...but will it be up to scratch?

The buyers head to Placentia, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find something that may tip the scales in their favor. Rene and Casey score with a locker full of luggage. Barry buys a unit that makes him question his place in the auction game. And Darrell discovers dental equipment...or does he?

The buyers take over Stanton, CA. Darrell gets himself banned from one of the auctions. Ivy Calvin freezes out the competition with a cool machine. Jarrod and Brandi find themselves flipping for a dancer. And Barry goes to the auction undercover...but will he be able to keep up the act?