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Doug thinks a midget stole his wallet.

When Doug and Carrie notice that their really good friends Deacon and Kelly are spending time with a new couple, Doug and Carrie do whatever they can do to find new friends.

Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.

Carrie hires a maid, Doug does too!

Doug pursues his dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile Arthur wants to become chairman of the senior center.

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

Carrie discovers a romantic line Doug once said when they were dating comes from a film where the main character said it to a monkey. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly and thinks she feels the same way about him.

When Doug delivers a package to his old high school, Doug reminisces about the time when he went there and played football, which makes him act very childish.

Willie receives a special gift from a Japanese business associate - a "priceless" samurai sword, which Willie keeps out of the hands of Jase and the guys. But when Willie leaves the office, Jase and Si can't help but put the weapon to the test and soon they find themselves searching for a repair shop that can handle ancient Japanese steel. Back home, Willie and Phil decide to take his daughter Sadie out for some shooting lessons.

The Jase, Si and the guys from the duck call room take a field trip to a brand new local donut shop and quickly find out who amongst them can eat the most delicious treats. There, Si enters a raffle to win a brand new camper and when he hits the jackpot Si soon converts his new prize into his own personal office. Meanwhile, Willie gets roped into a furniture-buying excursion with Phil and Ms. Kay, which quickly turns awkward.

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Ozzy and Jack's bucket lists collide when father and son head to the UK. While both want to visit Stonehenge, the mythic structure of Druid lore, the rest of their itinerary is up for debate, and both Ozzy and Jack each want their way. Will Ozzy get his hands on Alan Turing's famous Nazi code breaking machine? Will Jack convince his dad to go to the newly found remains of a Neolithic monument known as "Superhenge"? And will Ozzy let Jack pursue his dream of getting his dad knighted?

Ozzy and Jack are on a road trip to Mt. Rushmore. Jack wants to get an up-close and personal look at the historic site from a helicopter, but Ozzy wants nothing to do with it. So, the two settle their differences the ol' Wild West way: a quick draw shoot out. On the road to Rushmore, father and son pan for gold, go inside a Minuteman Nuclear missile site, detour through Deadwood to visit Wild Bill Hickok's grave and get face to face with Crazy Horse.

In 1982, something happened at the Alamo that instantly became both Rock & Rock lore and a bold question mark in the Osbourne family history. So, nearly 35 years later, Jack and his dad head back to the "scene of the crime" (against Ozzy's wishes and warnings) in an attempt to uncover the truth and hopefully rewrite history. Along the way the guys take a couple of detours, including NASA's Johnson Space Center, where they test drive the new Mars Rover, and a stop at the Museum of Funeral History.

Veteran journalist Soledad O'Brien hosts this weekly newsmagazine that focuses on political and socioeconomic issues affecting America.

Chris and Robbie book an easy one day run North of Nashville, but when a bride-to-be insists on coming along, things go just south of hell from there. Jarrett books a load that Roy will take for the second half of the run... if they can find each other.

America's longest running music television show is in trouble when Roy wins the bid to move their iconic camera crane, and Marc's in hot water after picking up a hot tub, but it's at the drop off when things really bubble over.

After Marc battles it out with the other transporters, he wins a load of two Military tanks headed across the country and Roy lands a mint condition Model A being shipped from one collector to another. After Marc quickly loads up the tanks, he's got to find his way through a maze of round-a-bouts in a small Pennsylvania town before he even makes it to the highway. Roy has to make this delivery and get back home in time for his son's graduation, but when he's caught up in one of the worst storms in history, will he damage the load and find himself out of pocket for this priceless antique?

Roy's patience is tested when he ships an iconic piece of ghostly movie history, while Darwinian Theory is proven when the Two Blondes attempt a load of dinosaurs.

Jessica finds herself asking a LOT of questions after she agrees to transport a seller's loved one named Bruce. Dusty hits the road with a giant cow skull that leaves him crawling through the desert heat.

Chris and Robbie transport two pieces of music history owned by "The King" himself. With a load that is slowing him down, Jarrett races against the clock to get to a restaurant opening in time.

Marc goes up against an unrealistic deadline when his truck gives out and Jarrett panics when he is stopped for transporting stolen property. Marc explodes from the pressures of another tight deadline, a long drive and a tricky load with a kinetic sculpture, called the Hand of Man. Marc runs himself into the ground to get to LA for an event when, just 30 miles away, Marc's truck stops dead in its tracks. Jarrett hauls a large, creepy taxidermy load when he is stopped by law enforcement for transporting stolen property.

The buyers head to Torrance, where Dave sees his profits grow--amongst other things. Mary finds clothes that don't fit her--which turns out to be a good thing. And Kenny takes a chance at being an early bird--but winds up looking more like a dodo.

Overwhelmed by the sheer number of units up for auction in Rialto, Mary and Ivy wager that each can better predict final locker prices than the other. Dave's locker closely resembles a chop shop, while Rene and Tatianna catch a stash of vintage sporting goods.

Emily brings her mother along with her to Walnut, and Darrell wastes no time finding an advantage. Ivy and Ivy, Jr. clean up with their locker. Following on to Whittier, Kenny gets some advice from a music legend, while Shana and Edwina settle for thrifting what's in front of them.

30+mph winds batter Desert Hot Springs, and the buyers do their best to keep standing. Rene and Gunther dust off an old locker. Brandi and Jarrod's unit takes a turn and ends up lapping the competition, while Kenny steps up his game big time.

Back in the city of Orange, the Vegas Ladies arrive in vintage style, though not everyone agrees. Casey finds the chutzpah to pick up a good unit. Darrell tries to peddle his wares to Emily, but settles for a decent locker.

Ivy thinks he's a comedian in Stanton but the gizmo in his locker is no joke. Brandi and Jarrod make sure that what they find in their unit doesn't stay there. Kenny's vintage entertainment lands him an excuse to meet a cult TV host.

North Long Beach doesn't really bring out the best in the buyers, though they do manage to make a charitable contribution. Darrell and Dave wager on who got the better locker in a sister set. Brandi and Jarrod spend way too much but see their treasure soar.

Kenny is feeling nostalgic in Koreatown, so he brings along an old friend, which may or may not have been a good idea. Brandi and Jarrod sweeten their profit in an unexpected way. Ivy tolerates the big city in an effort to find some name brand goodies.

Palm Springs, CA has been a trove of treasure and drama for the buyers, and today's auction brings out the worst of the best. Having heard of the recent scores, Dave does not intend to let another great locker get by and Rene attempts some inside information. Ivy is forced to buy big to make the drive worth it and Mary enlists a very unlikely ally.

An auction in Van Nuys, CA brings the buyers out for one more chance at hidden treasure. Jarrod and Brandi are looking for an easy ride and are unprepared for a marathon auction. With no Brandon to help out, Darrell must face the competition all by his lonesome. Ivy looks to buy big and often while Mary tries to stake her claim as a serious buyer.

Moreno Valley gives Darrell a chance to school his friend in Daredevil-ing; Dave's fortunes go up in flames; Brandi and Jarrod dive back in... only they hit the bottom.

Dave augments his inventory with a surprise medical device; Rene finds his furniture locker enlightening; Ivy finds unexpected green.

Costa Mesa offers Rene a bit of unexpected "high" tech; Darrell goes on a cross-cultural haberdashery journey; Kenny kick-starts his career with some "hot" pockets.

Mary's locker brings out her inner voice; Kenny tries to clothe America; Brandi & Jarrod get a leg up on the competition.

Ivy takes a chance on his own party locker; Brandi & Jarrod get back to basics; Rene gets advice on his presentation.

Darrell's pupil has a gothic graduation; Kenny goes "low key undercover," uncovering a new career opportunity.

After hours in Huntington Beach brings out the family; Rene's daughter has a great eye; The Schulz/Passantes add to their outdoor options; The Gambler meets the predators.

Rene is shocked by what he finds; Darrell's locker multiplies his investment; Ivy tests his radar on the best.

Rene laughs all the way to the bank, while Darrell reels in a hoard of goodies.

In Riverside, Brandi saves a loose pooch from oncoming traffic; Darrell's locker confirms his Magic Bullet Theory; while Kenny's unit serves up a shiny score.